dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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