And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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