Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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