I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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