I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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