he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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