He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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