The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
another moral hangover. fuck.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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