; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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