you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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