Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
