I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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