I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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