Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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