In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i came on her dog
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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