SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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