lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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