No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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