i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I currently don't understand fingers.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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