the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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