Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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