normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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