omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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