Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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