That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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