we're blogging at a bar
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Randomize
