i barfeds in our rink
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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