If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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