We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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