Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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