so explain again why im purple
no
never play flip cup with pint glasses
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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