return my video game
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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