I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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