How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
