at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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