She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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