After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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