butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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