I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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