walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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