I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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