Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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