I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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