I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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