i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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