just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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