I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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