im having a threesome with these popsicles
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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