After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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