Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
