Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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