so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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