i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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