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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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