Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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