I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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