I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
